What's the worst thing that could possibly happen to the University of Chicago Law School? Nope, not a hurricane. Gang violence? Nope. Give up? Well, here's the answer.
Wow! That's really to bad. What do those clowns at Harvard have to offer that's so great! At least you've still got Posner and Epstein. That's more than most. If you're still sad we can be friends and you can visit us in DC. Plus, remember, you're mormon...everything will always go your way!
The dirty little %#$@*! Didn't anyone tell him that YOU are in Chicago? These law professors - they think they're sooooo smart and then they go and ruin their lives like that.
Hang in there! You law school has a way of consistently kicking rear even if some of your people do wuss out.
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Wow! That's really to bad. What do those clowns at Harvard have to offer that's so great! At least you've still got Posner and Epstein. That's more than most. If you're still sad we can be friends and you can visit us in DC. Plus, remember, you're mormon...everything will always go your way!
We're excited to visit you guys in DC every year for the rest of our lives.
That's what I'm talking about!
The dirty little %#$@*! Didn't anyone tell him that YOU are in Chicago? These law professors - they think they're sooooo smart and then they go and ruin their lives like that.
Hang in there! You law school has a way of consistently kicking rear even if some of your people do wuss out.
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